Archive for the ‘Fast Food’ Category

[Fast Food Review] McDonald’s Cherry Berry Chiller

Purchased at: McDonald’s Cost: $1.99 Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daiquiri I think that I’ve only had one “McCafe” beverage since the brand was launched a few years ago in an attempt (which worked) to fool people into thinking there is anything sophisticated about McDonald’s. And honestly, I don’t remember what it was… some coffee thing. I decided […]

[Fast Food Review] Bacon and Bleu Chef’s Choice Burger from Burger King

There aren’t many things in this world I take seriously. Academics, my job, and my personal health are all things that take a back seat to life’s far more important offerings. Things like zombie movies, whiskey, and browsing the camping section at Walmart while wishing I would have done well enough in school to have […]

[Fast Food Review] Sonic’s Chicago Dog

Purchased at: Sonic Cost: $1.99, $3.99 combo Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daiquiri I love hot dogs. I always have. However, I must admit that until I was about 16 years old or so, I looked at hot dogs as being on par with a bologna and cheese sandwich. Grab an Oscar Meyer wiener from the fridge, […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Quad Steak Burrito

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $4.99 Reviewed by: Xaquiri Daiquiri I just ate a Quad Steak Burrito, the new menu item from Taco Bell. Advertised as their largest burrito ever, this beefy behemoth is loaded with four portions of Taco Bell’s new and improved steak, marinated and seasoned to glorious sodium overdose-inducing perfection, as well […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Beefy Crunch Burrito

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $.99 Reviewed by: Xaquiri Daquiri It’s about damn time Taco Bel got another decently hearty burrito on their value menu. Ever since the omission of the Five-Layer Burrito from the Why Pay More menu, pickin’s have been slim for fat kids looking to fill their belly without emptying their pockets. […]

[Fast Food Review] Burger King’s Breakfast Ciabatta Club

    Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher How long has Burger King had breakfast? As long as I can consciously remember. I’m sure if I dug deep enough into my suppressed memory I would be able to find a time that the King didn’t offer as much saturated fat as Roseanne Barr’s left thigh in the […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s XXL Chalupa

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $2.79 Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher Taco Bell has done it many times before. If the powers that be can’t think of an entirely new product that uses the same handful of readily available ingredients and give a ridiculous made up name, like Tortada, then they’ll settle for the next best […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Chicken Flatbread Sandwich

Purchased at: Taco Bell Price: $0.99 Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher I could use this review to complain about Taco Bell’s relative inability to use new ingredients. I could gripe about how every menu item has at least two others that are exactly like it, with the exception of sour cream here or beans there. But […]

USB Hubs Have Never Looked so Tasty

The above sandwich-shaped USB Hub is one sweet little toy. The four-port 2.0 hub costs only $19, supports plug-and-play and hot swapping, and works with any recent Windows OS. It’s for sale over at, and I originally discovered it on Food Beast.

[Fast Food Review] Subway’s Buffalo Chicken Fiery Footlong

Purchased at: Subway Size: Foot long Price: $6.29 Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daquiri Here’s a quick excerpt of a conversation I had with my father over dinner last night” “Dad, why don’t you love me?” “Because you’re not a man.” And you know what? He was right.