Archive for the ‘Convenience’ Category

[Snack Review] Beer Chips

Purchased at: Some gas station Cost: $1.19/9 oz. bag Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daiquiri I’m not going to waste my time crafting a witty or informative product introduction, nor am I going to waste your time by making you scroll through it to the summary section of this review. Instead, I’m going to talk about what’s […]

[Candy Review] 3 Musketeers Truffle Crisp Bars

Purchased at: Casey’s General Store Cost: $1.09 Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher I’m way too fat for the bike that I currently ride. It’s an early 1990s Schwinn Le Tour that my step dad once used for racing in triathlons. Yeah, triathlons. As in three athlons. Under any normal circumstances, I would have never even thought […]

The Five Most Unnecessary Candy Concoctions Of All Time

By: Casual Clay Cunningham Everyone likes candy, as it often proves to be a valuable asset when trying to harness the energy to get your fat ass from one meal to the next. But of course, not all of our convenience/grocery store options are of high quality, and choosing a bad snack can be outright depressing. […]

[Convenience Store Review] Oreo Brownie

Purchased at: Casey’s General Store Price: 99¢ Reviewed by: Casual Clay Cunningham When asked what their favorite part of the Oreo is, 99.95% of the Earth’s population will say the cream, while the other .05% are nay-saying bastards who claim they prefer the chocolate just for the sake of being unbearable douchebags who naysay for […]