Posts Tagged ‘food review’

[Snack Review] Beer Chips

Purchased at: Some gas station Cost: $1.19/9 oz. bag Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daiquiri I’m not going to waste my time crafting a witty or informative product introduction, nor am I going to waste your time by making you scroll through it to the summary section of this review. Instead, I’m going to talk about what’s […]

[Fast Food Review] Sonic’s Chicago Dog

Purchased at: Sonic Cost: $1.99, $3.99 combo Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daiquiri I love hot dogs. I always have. However, I must admit that until I was about 16 years old or so, I looked at hot dogs as being on par with a bologna and cheese sandwich. Grab an Oscar Meyer wiener from the fridge, […]

[Snack Review] Pizza Supreme Doritos

Purchased at: Kroger Cost: $3.49 for an 11.5 oz bag Reviewed by: Xaquiri Daiquiri The Doritos brand has been on one hell of a hot streak with me lately, as every new product they release that I review (selecting which items to review is a scientific, random, and sporadic endeavor) receives a very high score. […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Quad Steak Burrito

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $4.99 Reviewed by: Xaquiri Daiquiri I just ate a Quad Steak Burrito, the new menu item from Taco Bell. Advertised as their largest burrito ever, this beefy behemoth is loaded with four portions of Taco Bell’s new and improved steak, marinated and seasoned to glorious sodium overdose-inducing perfection, as well […]

[Candy Review] Extra Dessert Delights Strawberry Shortcake Gum

Cost: $1.99 Purchased at: Casey’s General Store Reviewed by: Casual Clay Cunningham I like Bicycles. One time I rode my bicycle all the way to Cincinnati. Marcy Playground was there and they played a concert. Following the concert, I went to Five Guys, which is the Marcy Playground (ie, the best) of burger joints. What […]

[Review] Wel-Pac Imported Prepared Squid Jerky (Hot)

  Purchased at: Asian Market (Terre Haute, IN) Cost: $2.99 Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daquiri Yes. Prepared Squid Jerky. Shredded, dried, put into a package, and sold at the Asian Market. What’s that? You think that sounds gross? If you think it sounds gross, you should smell it. Wel-Pac Prepared Squid Jerky smells like spicy, old […]

[Grocery Review] Banquet Cherry Berry Pie

Purchased at: Murphy’s Food Mart (Kentland, IN) Cost: $.66 Reviewed by: Casual Clay Cunningham Not content to simply spread povertization (real word?) and self-loathing to the frozen dinner market, the good folks at Banquet have expanded their dessert repertoire with a new collection of frozen pies. They’re not great. The first problem I had with my Cherry […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s XXL Chalupa

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $2.79 Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher Taco Bell has done it many times before. If the powers that be can’t think of an entirely new product that uses the same handful of readily available ingredients and give a ridiculous made up name, like Tortada, then they’ll settle for the next best […]

[Fast Food Review] Subway’s Buffalo Chicken Fiery Footlong

Purchased at: Subway Size: Foot long Price: $6.29 Reviewed by: XAQuiri Daquiri Here’s a quick excerpt of a conversation I had with my father over dinner last night” “Dad, why don’t you love me?” “Because you’re not a man.” And you know what? He was right.

[Restaurant Review] Miko’s Cafe

Location: 912 Crescent St Brockton, MA 02302 Style: Breakfast & Brunch Contact: (508) 232-6753 Reviewed by: David Roshinski I’m back with another review to serve up. There are three things that I love about Sundays: a nice long drive with no traffic, acoustic versions of great songs on the radio, and a really good, hearty […]