Posts Tagged ‘Taco Bell’

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Quad Steak Burrito

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $4.99 Reviewed by: Xaquiri Daiquiri I just ate a Quad Steak Burrito, the new menu item from Taco Bell. Advertised as their largest burrito ever, this beefy behemoth is loaded with four portions of Taco Bell’s new and improved steak, marinated and seasoned to glorious sodium overdose-inducing perfection, as well […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Beefy Crunch Burrito

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $.99 Reviewed by: Xaquiri Daquiri It’s about damn time Taco Bel got another decently hearty burrito on their value menu. Ever since the omission of the Five-Layer Burrito from the Why Pay More menu, pickin’s have been slim for fat kids looking to fill their belly without emptying their pockets. […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s XXL Chalupa

Purchased at: Taco Bell Cost: $2.79 Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher Taco Bell has done it many times before. If the powers that be can’t think of an entirely new product that uses the same handful of readily available ingredients and give a ridiculous made up name, like Tortada, then they’ll settle for the next best […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Chicken Flatbread Sandwich

Purchased at: Taco Bell Price: $0.99 Reviewed by: Zac Pritcher I could use this review to complain about Taco Bell’s relative inability to use new ingredients. I could gripe about how every menu item has at least two others that are exactly like it, with the exception of sour cream here or beans there. But […]

[Fast Food Review] Taco Bell’s Cantina Tacos (Chicken, Steak, Carnitas)

Taco Bell doesn’t have authentic Mexican food. One look at menu items like the Tortada or the Enchirito should tell you that. People don’t eat Taco Bell because they want authentic Mexican cuisine, they eat it because it is dirt cheap and delicious. Obviously someone in the executive office doesn’t realize that. Taco Bell recently […]