DIHTS

Purchased at: Casey’s General Store
Price: 99¢
Reviewed by: Casual Clay Cunningham

When asked what their favorite part of the Oreo is, 99.95% of the Earth’s population will say the cream, while the other .05% are nay-saying bastards who claim they prefer the chocolate just for the sake of being unbearable douchebags who naysay for no better reason than making everyone listen to how “opinionated” they are.

Knowing this, it seems puzzling to me that the people at Oreo would set out to appease these idiots, as the brownie is much too chocolaty for its own good. There are small sections of cream spread throughout the surface, but it’s hardly noticeable. In fact, if for some bizarre reason I had decided to eat blindfolded, I am relatively certain I wouldn’t have been able to detect any cream at all.

The biggest positive I came across was simply that the texture is fairly solid and doesn’t make much of a mess. But really, if the best compliment you can come up with is that the brownie left your counter (or in my case, mattress) virtually crumb free, odds are there are better ways to spend your $.99.

There really isn’t a lot to be said in either a positive or negative light when talking about a 3 oz. brownie. Had the standard Family Matters reruns I have become accustom to been on, this review likely wouldn’t have come about. So if you feel this was a waste of your time, blame Nick-At-Nite and their decision to run a marathon of the unbearable The Nanny.

Does It Hit The Spot?

Quite simply, no it does not. Considering how well Oreo generally steps up to the plate (the underrated Cakester is delicious), their take on the brownie simply isn’t up to snuff. If you are committed enough to the lie you’ve created about the chocolate being the Oreo strong suit, you will likely “enjoy” this. But, for the rest of us, it’s the epitome of average.